Posted on 11/05/2004 12:50:37 PM PST by njsketch
The morning after the Feb. 3 primaries, which vaulted Kerry into a virtual-ly insurmountable lead, the candidate was fuming over his missing hairbrush. He and his aides were riding in a van on the way to a Time magazine cover-photo shoot. Nicholson had left the hairbrush behind. "Sir, I don't have it," he said, after rummaging in the bags. "Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."
Nicholson was having a bad day. Breakfast had been late and rushed and not quite right for the senator. In the van, Kerry was working his cell phone and heard the beep signaling that the phone was running out of juice. "Marvin, charger," he said without turning around. "Sorry, I don't have it," said Nicholson, who was sitting in the rear of the van. Now Kerry turned around. "I'm running this campaign myself," he said, looking at Nicholson and the other aides. "I get myself breakfast. I get myself hairbrushes. I get myself my cell-phone charger. It's pretty amazing." In silent frustration, Nicholson helplessly punched the car seat.
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His girlfriend, Edwards, borrowed his hairbrush. That's all.
ah, I can feel the love.
I have the brush and it will be on sale at Ebay in 15 minutes.
i am shocked that he is a first class jerk, when the cameras are off. I am equally as shocked the media released none of this information before the election.
More evidence that America dodged a bullet on November 2nd.
could you imagine President Bush saying that? EVER?
Where's my Orange Smoothie ?!?!?!?!
You know, when you decide to become the man-servant to a total douchebag, you have to kind of expect to be treated this way.
And the libs say, "so what, we're all like this."
"Oh....where is my hairbrush...Oh where is my hairbrush..."
They gave it to the peach because he's got hair.
Yeah...this is the kinda guy you want leading the country.
Sounds like the dems shoulda nominated Marvin.
Is this from The Onion?
This nation dodged a bullet.
I wonder if I can get the hairbrush holding job at the Nantucket mansion....tough work, but I am willing to do it!!!
Can we find out now about the girl friend who went to Africa?
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