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To: Former Military Chick

Hi, FMC:

The Dems screwed the pooch on both the "message" and the "marketing".

What was McAuliffe thinking? Dubbing an admitted Vietnam War Criminal and Anti-War Massachusetts Liberal as their Messiah???

Steeeeeeeeeeee-rike One.

Message?...
1/Vietnam Hero. Sorry. Too many old farts with long memories and achin' hard-ons to let that one slip by.
2/Health Care?... Been There. Done That. When Hillary thought she was President.
3/"Global Test"?... We're at WAR, you imbecile!
4/"I Have A Plan!"... What plan? Where? With whom? If you had laid out the deatils. It might have gotten you some more votes. No one likes secrecy when people want to kill them!

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-rike Two!

Marketing?...

1/Kerry has absolutely NO charisma before a crowd larger than the Well of the Senate!
2/Possesses a voice even more boring than Henry Kissinger and a face that rivals Rondo Hatton!
3/Tax Cuts for the wealthy?... What do you call the Hollywood Mafia and George Soros?
4/Very goofy, un-masculine, girly-man Photo Ops. Throwing a football. Catching a football. Trying to kick a soccer ball. Can't throw a baseball.
5/Who the HELL wears a Cathcart coat OVER a suit and tie?
6/The Ostrich and Eagle ad should have been stolen by the GOP!
7/Someone give Kerry one of Tar-Ayyy-Zah's Valiums! He always look like he has a corncob halfway up his spine.
8/MetroSexual
9/Creepy touchy feely times with his supposed Veep. Hugs with his shrew of a drunken elitist wife.
10/"I'm John Kerry. And I'm reporting for duty!"... Learn how to snap a salute, snot weasel!...

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-rike Three!!!

You're outta here!

Jack.


37 posted on 11/04/2004 11:16:47 PM PST by Jack Deth (When In Doubt.... Empty The Magazine!)
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To: All

A free republic is just about one of the coolest things possible on this planet. Theres a pretty neat web-site too...


41 posted on 11/04/2004 11:29:36 PM PST by raygun
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