Suha Arafat: Yasser is not dead, not in a coma

news.jpost.com ^ | Nov. 4, 2004 1:09 | Updated Nov. 5, 2004 0:03 | KHALED ABU TOAMEH

[Dog]

Weekend at Yassers...

[corlorde]

If Arafat is not dead, I hope he is at least drooling into his lap, babbling incoherently

[Gator113]

He's dead, then not dead, then dead again, then just real sick but not quite dead, then dead again and now he hangs on.

Please tell me....is Flip, Flop kerry running this thing???

[Proud2BeRight]

The French may be trying to use his DNA for cloning before the send his body back.

[fastattacksailor]

To use a question used by Billary Klinton"

It depends what you define as 'dead'"

Here's hoping the sleazeoid Arafart assumes room temperature---and soon!

[JOE6PAK]

Yasser is not dead.

He just smells funny.

[Husker8877]

In other news, Generalissimo Fransisco Franco is still dead.

[K1avg]

CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

[rocky88]

Who the heck is his spokesperson? baghdad Bob?

[Ladysmith]

Arafat's personal physician, Ashraf al-Kurdi, said that at 6 p.m. (1700 GMT) Thursday he "phoned Paris and spoke with a person who is with him [Arafat] in the same room. That person told me that he is not dead, yet his condition is getting ever more complicated."

He's not in a coma because he's braindead. He's not dead because his body is plugged into life-supporting machines.

Yep, it's complicated.

[2nd Amendment]

Nassar has just wiped out the Israeli air force too!

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Lovely plumage, the Palestinian Blue...

[VadeRetro]

Arafat's in one of those quantum uncertainty states like Schroedinger's cat.

[Diogenesis]

Complicated in that the $$$$$$ has not be xferred to Suha, Chirac and the DNC.

[Ladysmith]

Bingo!

[Chuckster]

"He's pinin' for the fijords"

[Leo Carpathian]

Suha Arafat: Yasser is not dead, not in a coma

Then he must be in the La-La land.

[samadams2000]

translation..we are transfering the funds BEFORE we tell people.

[thulldud]

Yep, it's complicated.

It's "nuanced."

Musta been drinking some of that Israeli-poisoned water in Ramallah.

[Peter vE]

Denial; explains why Suha is friends with Hillary
That Suha looks just like the sort of intern Bill would be looking for.
Soooweeeeeee!

Of course, with that $2 - $3 billion squirelled away, maybe she's more Kerry's type.