"He's pinin' for the fijords"
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of arafats.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: I got a kerry slug.
(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
Owner: Nnnnot really, all it says iss that it has a plan.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)