Posted on 11/04/2004 12:28:31 PM PST by Cableguy
Top Ten John Kerry Excuses
10. Voters were in a fever-induced haze because they couldn't get flu shots.
9. Floridians confused by shockingly unconfusing ballots.
8. Maybe it wasn't best idea to begin speeches with "yo mama is so fat" jokes.
7. The endorsement from Osama Bin Laden didn't exactly help him.
6. "Dude--it's the Curse of the Bambino."
5. Should've campaigned more in New Mexico, less in regular Mexico.
4. Turns out voters think it's hot that Cheney has a lesbian daughter.
3. Thought America was ready for a lunatic first lady.
2. Voters seem to really like a weak economy and a badly-run war.
1. Was distracted by late night erotic phone calls from Bill O'Reilly.
;O)
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Posted by newgeezer to biblewonk
On News/Activism ^ 10/21/2004 9:55:35 AM CDT · 302 of 304 ^
What a f'ing b*tch. When sKerry loses, he can lay some of the blame squarely on the b*tch he married. (If he loses by a point or two, he can justifiably blame it entirely on her.)If he should happen to win, I hope we can look forward to airborne lamps in the White House again.
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C'mon! Does anyone here really think Letterman is funny?
They are funny, most of them, but a little, uh, bitter. Dave needs to lighten up.
Funny how?
"2. Voters seem to really like a weak economy and a badly-run war."
This was "The Daily Shows" them last night as well.
more "elite" BS, like they know it all.
"2. Voters seem to really like a weak economy and a badly-run war."
This was "The Daily Shows" theme last night as well.
more "elite" BS, like they know it all.
ping
John Stewart was all about how bad the economy was and a badly run war, but people turned out for Bush because they hate two men kissing.
#3 is the only that makes sense for me. And it's true.
Used to watch The Daily Show but Stewart has decided to go so blatantly lib that it's now unpalatable.
Stewart's getting older and he's never going to get that prime late night Talk Show slot anymore. His bitterness is starting to leak out into the show.
I watched just to see what he would say last night. Talk about delusional, he and Schumer were so far off about why Bush won.
Especially considering it was the best pre-election economic growth in a generation.
Yep, #3 is my fave too.
Let's all breathe a sign of relief that Mrs. Kerry, the HildaBeast to the 3rd power, will NEVER set foot in the White House. I think I'll go celebrate with a few gin-soaked raisins...
It has just gotten old listening to those clowns spin. I wish their heads would pop off.
Say it loud and say it long and maybe the sheeple will believe it. That's the Dem playbook.
i know, i'm the only person who things letterman is as funny as a tree stump. this stuff just falls flat. letterman ain't no carson. he's the "comedian" of people who think REM is cool instead of as hip as soda water.
Unlike most of the people here I wouldn't be prepared to bet the farm Letterman is against Bush
I'd go so far to as to wager a day's beer money he isn't.
His digs at Bush have been more sympathetic than the ones against Kerry.
His "George Bush pretends to be interested" segment of some local narrating an Abe Simpson boring story to the President can even be seen as supportive.
And we have the testimony of a Freeper who attended the show interview taping that Dave was less than enraptured by Kerry.
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