Executive Order..... #3409573907534. All Democrats who don't "play ball", as determined solely by the current administration, are hereby assessed to the tax rates that they would have legislated. Furthermore, they will be required to listen to Lee Greenwood singing "I'm Proud To Be An American" 3 times each day until 2008.
A hearty LOL on that one.
I was with you until you got to Lee Greenwood. Making anyone listen to country music is cruel and unusual punishment, and constiutionally prohibited. :)