GREAT LINES!
THANKS.
. . . let me think . . .
Ahhhhhhhhhhh bess y'all's widdow hahts. Have you tried Prozac?
Yeah. Now we're going after SKERRY AND SCUBA TEDDY'S SENATE SEATS after we convict them for treason and corruption.
Wellllllllll, yeah! Sanity does feel good in a President. BTW, what are you doing out of the funny farm?
Yeah, I can understand you'd like to leave a country where you aren't wanted. I hear Bin Laden is in the market for some guards and luggage totters. Do you like scampering from mountain hide-out to mountain hide-out?
Oh, you're one of those late term infanticide advocates. Tell me, how many baby's brains have you stabbed with cold surgical sissors without any anesthetic? Did it take you long to mush the brain about until the child was dead?
Oh, my, a flaming liberal in living color in front of my face! Welllll, please tell me, I've always wanted to know--how do you face that creature in your mirror on a daily basis? How many meds to you take to get to sleep? I mean, being a traitor to the Constitution; to the sovereignity of our Republic and to the life of children in the womb; and the destruction of the family must be quite a load of guilt to carry!
My, My--a living liberal. Tell me, please, could you make a bit more clear to me how y'all pull off what must be a very delicate operation. How do y'all replace your brains with horse sh*t?
Could you tell me, dear liberal, who's pockets will you pick after all the honest, hardworking, small business owners and other responsible Americans have been bled to death from your relentless socialist rape of American's wallets?
I hear global warming is increasing. Perhaps you could move to Antarctica. Your intellectual capacities and skills should feel quite at home amongst all the Penguin poop!
Oh, feeling some discomfort living in the USA? Perhaps the Crockadile Hunter has some room in his snake pit.
Welllllllllll, I'm shocked that you'd think the election went wrong. After all, y'all don't believe there is such a thing as RIGHT AND WRONG! Tough living with idiotic values, isn't it!
These are a hoot.. thanks.. BTW.. I think you should go for a longer screen name!!! :)
LOL!!! Good one!
>> "You may not appreciate it, but your children will thank me."
If I may add to this one, ahem...
"Oh wait! You abort your children, don't you? Oh, well...never mind!"
Show them a pic of the White House with caption, "Whose house is this!?!?!?!"
-PJ
"Your party is sick. Fix it."
Gloaterama Ping
One of my Dimwit Co-workers said to me Wed morning "So I guess we're stuck with a**h*le for President, eh?" And I replied with as much feigned shock and distress as I could muster by saying..."Man...you mean KERRY WON??!!??!!" You shoulda seen his face as he spit out "No...Bush did!" It was precious and priceless all at the same time.
Your first PING!!!!
Welcome to the 1,000 year Republican Reich
You picked the wrong metro-sexual, at the wrong election, at the wrong time, at the wrong etc...
Which one will I use while my Dr. is doing my physical tomorrow morning??????
Presdent Bush issued an open invitation to the 59,054,087 Bush voters to attend daily prayer services in the Capitol rotunda.
President Bush is authorizing $2 billion from the NEA to erect a cross on the White House lawn.
President Bush will issue an executive order to place marble replicas of the Ten Commandments in every courtroom in the US.
ROTFLOL! This has me grinning from ear to ear. :-D
Saving your ass. Like it or not.
Abortion is killing the Democrat party
"Tsk tsk...you guys should have stuck with Howard Dean"
I wrote in Dave Barry.
Hey, didntcha just love those Exit Polls that came out on Election morning?