Ha ha ha! That's two we've stolen now!
Posted on 11/03/2004 10:00:22 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Note: A few weeks ago WeldGOPhardline started a thread called What do you say to a Democrat on Nov. 3 after Bush Wins? Below are a number of responses to his question, with some of my favorites near the top.
You rushed to nomination without a plan to win the election.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader.
Since Bush was selected in 2000, shouldn't he be able to run again in 2008?
Hey, at least your guy won the debates, huh?
Dean would've won.
What brand of dog food will your parents eat when Bush destroys Social Security?
I hear now that Bush is back in we'll all get to own our own slave!
Halt! Your papers, please...
Well, what do you know? There weren't as many of y'all as you thought!
You must have voted for Buchanan again.
Ha ha ha! That's two we've stolen now!
Now we're going after Kerry's senate seat.
Someday you'll thank me for this.
Don't worry!! You'll be drafted soon!!!
[Use earnest sounding voice]: Gosh, do you think maybe I shouldn't have voted for Bush, after all? Maybe Kerry WAS the best choice.
I voted for Bush. You're welcome.
God has given us a reprieve.
We're just getting started.
You may not appreciate it, but your children will thank me.
Did you hear that all religious symbols are going to be replaced back from where they were taken down?
And did you hear that George W. Bush, like Kerry, is instituting a "litmus test" for all Supreme Court Justice Appointees? They have to be pro-life, and anti-homosexual; welfare will be a thing of the past, and all churches will be allowed to talk about politics and candidates to their hearts' content. And by the way. We're Here, We're Not queer. Get Used To It!!!
Hey, look at it this way...in "Outcome-Based Elections", coming in 2nd is really pretty good!
Well, not everyone can win all the time.
It's not the votes that counts, it's how you played the game.
There's always '08!
Want some champagne?
Were you one of those who voted for Kerry after you decided to vote against him?
Boy, you guys sure know how to pick a winner... Remind me never to listen to you at the race track. Seriously, what in blazes were you guys thinking with this botoxed dud? Oh yeah, he has three Purple Hearts, and the war vet always wins... And everyone loves a middle-aged candidate who snowboards and dresses like a teenager while doing it. And what a dynamic speaker!...
It's November 3rd, are you gonna vote today?
Don't jump!
Can I help pack your bags?
I hear France and Germany are looking for more leftist immigrants.
Air France flights 1192, 491, 288, 751, 216, now boarding...
Canada has universal health care.
Jeb in 2008!
You know, I think Kerry was just a few years ahead of his time. Seriously - You should nominate him again in 2008, and then you'll win for sure!
Yes, nominating Gore and then Kerry may both have been major mistakes. But you know how the old saying goes --- "Mistakes Are Oft Times the Stepping Stones to Failure".
Mission Accomplished!
Bumper Sticker: "Mission Accomplished: '04 President-Elect George W. Bush!"
Don't cry, at least you get to keep your guns and hunt for four more years!
Well, I guess irrational hate wasn't enough after all.
I think it's time to repeal the twenty-second amendment so that W can be elected four times - like FDR.
We're GLAD your MESSAGE got out THIS time!
Isn't Terry McCauliffe the classiest ... Wow, if they just would have run HIM for President"!
Well I'm so glad I voted absentee for Nader in (name narrowest Kerry-lost state). Sure, 2 percent isn't much, but you gotta start somewhere.
All Your Electoral Votes Are Belong To Us!
Hey, aren't you supposed to be in re-education camp?
Better luck next time!
Imagine what you could have done with a real candidate. Someone people actually like.
Strategery Works!
I just love Ralph Nader, don't you?
No, I'm all out of rope. How about some cyanide?
My court's bigger than your court.
I voted once. How many times did you?
Man, am I tired! Been voting all day. Twice downtown, then once at the courthouse, then over to the north end of town, then .....
Here's your mandate!
Now that W has been elected a second time, may I have your tax cut check? After all, you don't want it!
Just think, we won't have to listen to more media spin of "what Kerry was trying to say...." or "Kerry meant to say...."
Should have canvassed a few more cemeteries.
Cheaters never win!
Thumb and index finger shaped in a L.
Stay down, or we'll do it again.
Got crow?
Would you like your dish of crow with, or without, Heinz 57?
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!
This reminds me of something that happened at work today.
I was working on some computers at a temp agency this afternoon, and one of the women looked like she was about to break down in tears. When she left for lunch, the other workers were commenting between themselves about her. Trying to make some polite conversation, I asked what the problem was. They looked at me like I was completely clueless, and the manager said that it was because President Bush had won the election. I said, "I see," and just got back to work.
They began talking about some other things while I was working, and the manager started going on about how with Bush as president, they (who-ever "they" is) were going to try to take away the right to vote for Black people, and even bring back slavery! At that statement, I couldn't just keep my mouth shut. She actually said that "they" weren't going to allow the vote that gives Black people "the right to vote!"
This woman is convinced that every two years, Congress has to vote to reauthorize Black people to have the right to vote. She specifically stated that "Saudis can come here and vote, why can't Black people who were born here!"
This is the democratic constituency!
Mark
Don't you know that every time a black votes for the GOP candidate, "another black church burns"??
How about, I'm John Kerry and i'm reporting for Dooty, at the stables.
Kerry should have fired his Korean advisor, I believe his name is sum dum phuk.
Why don't you use your right name, you're really Ralph Nader, aren't you?
Thanks, FLMAO
Fell on the floor laughing, was getting sleepy at this hour 4:05 am, and now it was like a shot of adrenaline. because of that I don't know weather to laugh or cry.
Thanks for voting for Bush. Remember, what you did behind the voting curtain, stays behind the voting curtain.
Actually, being a resident of the state of MO, I did hear that advertisement in 2000!
When I said that it was just plainly NOT true, she insisted that it was. When I suggested that she check out the Consitution of the US, she said she didn't care what was in "it," that she "knew" what the facts were.
This is the same sort of person who was sure that Churches Chicken was putting something in their batter that would render black men impotent, or that the scene formerly on the bottles of Snapple drinks were slave ships unloading their cargo, although it was actually the famous "Boston Tea Party" etching! And that the the "K" on the bottle meant support for the KKK.
Mark
I don't get it, Libs have always told me that they celebrated diversity?!?!?
what the heck is that supposed to mean?
Try calling me Ralph Nadar again..
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.
My favorite....I don't have a favorite. They're all pretty good.
Strategery does win, though!
GREAT LINES!
THANKS.
. . . let me think . . .
Ahhhhhhhhhhh bess y'all's widdow hahts. Have you tried Prozac?
Yeah. Now we're going after SKERRY AND SCUBA TEDDY'S SENATE SEATS after we convict them for treason and corruption.
Wellllllllll, yeah! Sanity does feel good in a President. BTW, what are you doing out of the funny farm?
Yeah, I can understand you'd like to leave a country where you aren't wanted. I hear Bin Laden is in the market for some guards and luggage totters. Do you like scampering from mountain hide-out to mountain hide-out?
Oh, you're one of those late term infanticide advocates. Tell me, how many baby's brains have you stabbed with cold surgical sissors without any anesthetic? Did it take you long to mush the brain about until the child was dead?
Oh, my, a flaming liberal in living color in front of my face! Welllll, please tell me, I've always wanted to know--how do you face that creature in your mirror on a daily basis? How many meds to you take to get to sleep? I mean, being a traitor to the Constitution; to the sovereignity of our Republic and to the life of children in the womb; and the destruction of the family must be quite a load of guilt to carry!
My, My--a living liberal. Tell me, please, could you make a bit more clear to me how y'all pull off what must be a very delicate operation. How do y'all replace your brains with horse sh*t?
Could you tell me, dear liberal, who's pockets will you pick after all the honest, hardworking, small business owners and other responsible Americans have been bled to death from your relentless socialist rape of American's wallets?
I hear global warming is increasing. Perhaps you could move to Antarctica. Your intellectual capacities and skills should feel quite at home amongst all the Penguin poop!
Oh, feeling some discomfort living in the USA? Perhaps the Crockadile Hunter has some room in his snake pit.
Welllllllllll, I'm shocked that you'd think the election went wrong. After all, y'all don't believe there is such a thing as RIGHT AND WRONG! Tough living with idiotic values, isn't it!
I don't think Jenna will be old enough until 2016. Nice thought though.
Ha ha ha! That's two we've stolen now!
These are a hoot.. thanks.. BTW.. I think you should go for a longer screen name!!! :)
Love that tag line.
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