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Final Daily Kerry Crack-ups - November 3, 2004 (Photos)
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Posted on 11/03/2004 5:51:27 PM PST by itsnevertoolate
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To: Senator Pardek
George Soros, you wild man you...
Luv ya man, don't ever change.
21
posted on
11/03/2004 6:06:13 PM PST
by
Doctor Raoul
(KERRY IS A POODLE: #1 He's French, #2 He's A Rich Woman's Pet, #3 He Won't Protect You)
To: mylife
She looks like she really packed on a few pounds.
22
posted on
11/03/2004 6:06:22 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
To: itsnevertoolate
BIG MOMMA T's
I'll bet the John's can't
wait to get these ladies back home.
To: itsnevertoolate
What are we gonna do w/o F'n to kick around?
Seriesly, this daily post is one of many things that make this site so fine. And I thank you for it.
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:07:09 PM PST
by
don-o
(Stop Freeploading. Do the right thing and become a Monthly Donor.)
To: itsnevertoolate
just to cleanse your palette...lol
25
posted on
11/03/2004 6:07:10 PM PST
by
Zacs Mom
("The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons" ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson)
To: itsnevertoolate
Thanks for hosting the Crack-Ups, itsnevertoolate. I always looked forward to this these threads every evening. What's more fun than laughing and making others laugh on FR? Nothing, that's what! ^_^
To: itsnevertoolate
"Oh Woe is me! I cant believe I've spent my entire life working toward this moment and I've blown it! I am such a loser assclown! Oh Woe is me!"
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:08:59 PM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: itsnevertoolate
I can't wait until this Botox wears off so I can feel my face again!
To: irishtenor
It's all those gin soaked raisins! L0L
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:09:45 PM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: itsnevertoolate
anybody have a copy/link of the GIRLIE LURCH PITCH at Fenway. It is a rare gem, difficult to find, much like the bunny-suit pics. I would love a KERRY CRACK-UPS GREATEST HITS...
To: itsnevertoolate
Great pictures. I just realized something, I don't hate Kerry, I don't even dislike him but I DETEST Edwards. He makes me sick. I hope he is out of politics for good & I never have to see him again.
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:13:56 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: itsnevertoolate
Edwards: Well, we gave it our best, John. Thanks for putting me on the ticket
Kerry: Yeah, right. Thanks for 'delivering' North Carolina. Loser.
To: Senator Pardek
"Dude - you're getting a Dell!"
Ow! Ow! Ow! I just spit my coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks for the laugh. Now I've got some cleaning up to do.
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:16:48 PM PST
by
so_real
(It's all about sharing the Weather)
To: atomicpossum
Edwards is so freeking GAY! gawd.
34
posted on
11/03/2004 6:17:14 PM PST
by
visualops
(Get your Viking Kitty patches at http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: itsnevertoolate
To: Major_Risktaker
Heinz-Kerry looks bloated! Kind of like my boozer uncle.
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:19:45 PM PST
by
Tensgrrl
To: itsnevertoolate
"Hmm. Nice rack, sassy mouth, AND a billion dollar portfolio. Theresa, why don't you dump that loser and take a ride out to Martha's Vineyard with me?"
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:21:54 PM PST
by
WideGlide
(That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
This is it.
Free at last! Free at last! Free from Kerry! We're free at last!
To: itsnevertoolate
#1. "Yeah, i got a dose of reality from Bush, Ted. he shoved the reality about this far up my arse and then broke it off.
#4. Losers have a good cry.
#11. Senator Kerry fails miserably when asked by the Highway Patrolman to place the fingertip on the tip of his nose.
#20. The Goodyear Airship "Pilgrim" is closely followed by the Goodyear Airship "America,' as they are both escorted by two losers.
39
posted on
11/03/2004 6:28:24 PM PST
by
MindBender26
(Al Queda, Taliban, Dan Rather, Jessie Jackson, Osama Bin Laden: Same slime, different uniforms.)
To: itsnevertoolate
Now that the election is over, I want to comment about John Kerry. One of the things I've learned as a Christian is that people who have a very close relationship to GOD, do have an appearance which is unmistakable.
The next time you see the President on TV - look at his eyes .. they sparkle in the light.
However, whenever I would see John Kerry on TV - his eyes are dark - very dark.
This is a spiritual thing so some of you will not agree with me .. that's okay. I've seen sparkling eyes on lots of people - and I've seen dark eyes on lots of other people.
To me .. this sparkle represents the light of GOD - and it only happens with those who have given their heart to Jesus. Going to Mass .. performing rituals .. won't cause people to have a sparkle in their eyes. But don't anybody try to tell me that Catholics don't have that sparkle in their eyes .. SOME of them do; and I've personally known some of them who do. The condition is not based on what church you go to .. it's based on WHO you have a relationship with.
But .. I've said all that to say that this is the main reason why I could never vote for John Kerry. I knew he had never given his HEART to Jesus.
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:29:18 PM PST
by
CyberAnt
(Election 2004: This election is for the SOUL OF AMERICA)
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