Posted on 11/03/2004 1:15:09 PM PST by vanderleun
Above: Led by the "Quest for Burgers" Champion Michele Moore in Search of Free Health Care and a Perpetual Government Grant, the Wretched Refuse of America's Left Trudges North.
Below: Canadian Army Masses to Enforce Canada's ""No Flee Zone" Policy with the Latest in Advance Canadian Weaponry
AMERICAN DIGEST NEWS SERVICE
DATELINE: OTTOWA, November 3, 2004
Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin (pronounced Pawl Mar-teen) today ordered all 215 members of Canada's armed forces south to stem the tide of millions of disgruntled members of MoveOn, Democratic Underground, IndyMedia, and Daily Kos that have begin to surge towards the socialist haven to the north in search of asylum.
"We feel their pain," said Martin speaking to 2 reporters at a hastily called press-conference in the Sauron province headquarters, "but we simply can't let in any more 'sunshine' Americans. We did that during the Vietnam years and our mental health care system is still groaning under the load. To let in more of Les fou Americans at this point would pretty much overload the sidewalk spaces already staked out by Canada's homeless.
"Alas, mon amis, we must say to you, as that great French general said at the crisis of the First World War Ils ne passeront pas.
(Excerpt) Read more at americandigest.org ...
priceless
"...and the Canadians cringe in terror against the onslaught."
Any good Mark Steyn reader knows that Canada is in serious welfare state trouble. It would be funny to watch them absorb our dead beats:)
LOL
Is there any way we can convince them not to turn left until they hit Lewiston and pick up a Somali or three as traveling companions for the arduous trek to Molsonland?
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