Bush Accepts Victory, Democrats: "Waaaaaaa!"
Posted on 11/03/2004 8:08:37 AM PST by PsyOp
Headlines We'd like to see on Nov. 3, 2004.
1. U.S. to Osama--CAN YOU HEAR US NOW!
2. Clinton Advises Kerry: "Better Put Some Ice On That..."
3. Big Dig Buried By Bush Landslide.
4. U.S. to Osama--Pound Sand!
5. Kerry Loses Medals--Throws Election Instead.
6. Kerry Torpedoed!
7. Rats Leaves Sinking Swift Boat.
8. Word of The Day: Landslide
9. Osama Sees Shadow: Four More Years of War On Terror.
10. Kerry Gets B**ch Slapped by Bush.
11. Kerry: I Voted For Myself Before I Voted For Bush...
12. Kerry Loses--Edwards Sues Kerry.
13. Boxer Wins! Remains Irrellevant.
Bush Accepts Victory, Democrats: "Waaaaaaa!"
JK Says: Mary Cheney is STILL a Lesbian!
Thune Wins. Daschle deeply saddend
"Disconsolate Dan Rather Commits Sepuko On-Air: Claims Documents Were Not Fake."
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