ROTFLOL!
My families claim to fame:
You remember the song by Alabama "My Home's in Alabama?"
There is a line in it that goes "Then I heard about the bar room just across the Georgia line, where a boy could make a living playing guitar for a dime"
My dad's boyhood friend owned that bar.
Heh...my 15-year-old hates it when I tell him he's got redneck in his blood.