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SONG PARODY: "FRENCHIE KERRY" (To Laura Branigan's "Spanish Eddie")
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity, saith Qohotoleth | 11/3/2004 | Poohbah

Posted on 11/03/2004 4:28:31 AM PST by Poohbah

"Frenchie Kerry"

(Based on "Spanish Eddie" sung by Laura Branigan)

There were chads in the air
And ballots everywhere you looked
So there wasn't a lot
And the votes got you know you took

And I remember wonderin' Where you'd been
The night Frenchie Kerry cashed it in

The night Frenchie Kerry cashed it in
They were playin' "Desolation Row" On the radio
The night Frenchie Kerry fell from grace
There was sadness on Daschle's face
On the night that Kerry failed
Sanity prevailed

It was June or July
When the heat from the press beat down
It was famine or drought
When Berger ran out of secret stuff uptown
And we was votin' Bush and Cheney back in
The night Frenchie Kerry cashed it in

The night Frenchie Kerry cashed it in
They were playin "Desolation Row" On the radio
The night Frenchie Kerry made front page
His revolution came of age
He wrote "I'll Sue" on the wall
The night he took the fall

I heard someone say "Mary Cheney is gay"
Like Kerry and Edwards used to say
at every debate...

(Instrumental jam for bridge)

I know someone turned you For a spin

The night Frenchie Kerry cashed it in

(Percussion only)

The night (BOOM!)
Frenchie Kerry cashed it in (BOOM!)
They were playin' "Desolation Row" (BOOM!)
On the radio (BOOM!)

(Restart music)

The night Frenchie Kerry fell from grace
There was sadness on Daschle's face
On the night that Kerry failed
Sanity prevailed

(REPEAT CHORUS UNTIL FADE)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chads; counteveryvote; election; kerry
Just a little warped humor to gloat by...
1 posted on 11/03/2004 4:28:32 AM PST by Poohbah
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Word to my homies...


2 posted on 11/03/2004 4:32:07 AM PST by Poohbah (SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER...SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER)
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To: Poohbah

EXCELLENT!!!!


3 posted on 11/03/2004 4:39:24 AM PST by buffyt (When your position on black abortion is identical to the Klan's, maybe it's time to reconsider.)
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To: Poohbah

Well, Poobah, that is just beautiful!!!!


4 posted on 11/03/2004 6:38:56 AM PST by buffyt (When your position on black abortion is identical to the Klan's, maybe it's time to reconsider.)
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