here's one:
Look at the bright side
We can now get on with Armeggedon. We don't have to even worry about things like world peace, jobs, healthcare, and retirement. So, sit back and enjoy, just like that dude riding the bomb in Dr. Strangelove.
Excuse me now, I must go slit my wrists.
AND THE REPLY:
1. I'll slit yours if you slit mine.
This is the kind of guy that enters a murder/suicide pact by shooting himself first.
Where is Dr. Kevorkian when you need him? He could do a huge volume at DU about now.