[norraad]

Then there was the the icklam complaining to his gov. paid for doctor that his suppository wasn't working..

"Well", said the Doctor, "..have you been taking them?"

"Of course I'm taking them, whadda'ya'think I've been shovin'um up my a§§?"

[Slings and Arrows]

It would be nice to think that that was a joke. ;-)