Well now I have my plan. I'm going to stand around tomorrow and make faces at people who look like they are voting for Kerry. That will scare them.
Hopefully a Republican poll watcher with a facial tic will counter sue Daschle's campaign in the coming weeks of recounts, flashmobs, wild eyed lawyers making wild accusations from hastily erected press rooms in H.S. auditoriums, and the deeply saddening South Dakota winter. But hey, SD can have a story to talk about for decades.
A true comedy, a combination of two Monty Python plots, in one courtroom.
"I shall scuff in your general direction"
"Stop oppressing me"
Don't forget to roll your eyes and make sure your face is "negative".
Just wear a cowboy hat. This will cause all the leftists to freak since obviously an ordinary cowboy hat is just to scare those who support Kerry's desire to curry favor with france, which is obviously scared of cowboys.