"The people who own my liquor store my think I opened a bar or something."
There ya go.
How about an election drinking game...
For every 100 electoral votes Bush wins...one shot aged single malt scotch (GlenLivet 18 yr or better)
When Bush passes 300, add a bonus of two shots.
If Kerry wins...(not likely) substitute Annie Green Springs wine..not chilled
portions seem kinda stingy for such a momentous event.