[Huck]

I don't always wash my hands after using the restroom.

[Rebelbase]

I sleep on the couch.

[myprecious]

I don't always wash my hands after using the restroom.

Euwwwwww. I just had to disinfect my screen.

[fml]

ROTFLMBO!!!

[Twinkie]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Buzzzzzzzzzzz!
That's the Twinkometer going off! You WILL be hunted
down and given a year's supply of Ivory soap, paper
towels and be required to wear a monitor on your wrist
which alerts the authorities when you skip washing
the old paws after going to the restroom!

My secret is that I am a busybody.

[wannabeyank]

I despise you, cause I won't touch a toilet seat, and even hate touching door handles! (Gurly man!) Also, I don't think Ann Coulter is that hot either - but its not like I'd pass her up though!

[Hatteras]

"I don't always wash my hands after using the restroom."

You.... you mean.... you don't pee on your hands? Hmmm.... I must be doing it wrong....