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DFU SONG: Wouldn't It Be Nice (Osama -- I'll be nice if you vote Kerry)
DFU SONGS | 10-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 10/29/2004 7:27:49 PM PDT by doug from upland

Edited on 10/29/2004 7:37:09 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

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MIDI - WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

I'll be very nice if you vote Kerry...then your rivers won't be flowing red
And I will promise I will be behaving...I'll no longer want all of you dead

And of your culture I will be forgiving...I'll turn a blind eye and let you keep living

I'll be very nice if you vote Kerry...it's the only chance that you will get
Send Bush packing when you vote on Tuesday...you won't get a nuke in suitcase hit

And of your culture I will be forgiving...I'll turn a blind eye and let you keep living

I'll be very nice

So just imagine, there's no need to worry that I'll cut your throat
And for your dinner on a Sunday afternoon you won't eat goat

You all will happy...you'll be very happy...I'll be very nice

And of your culture I will be forgiving...I'll turn a blind eye and let you keep living
I'll let you keep living...I'll be very nice


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerrysucks; osama; terror

1 posted on 10/29/2004 7:27:51 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

2 posted on 10/29/2004 7:31:17 PM PDT by BigLittle
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To: doug from upland
As always, good job Doug.

Osama - The Pied Piper of The Mid East.

3 posted on 10/29/2004 7:32:55 PM PDT by b4its2late (John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: BigLittle

It certainly would have been classic if her were wearing a Kerry button.


4 posted on 10/29/2004 7:34:22 PM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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To: doug from upland
Ok...so you are saying that if we elect a Democrat for president...you won't hurt us anymore? Is that right?

{scratching head) Then why did you bomb the USS Cole, the Khobar Towers, the AFrican embassies and the previous attempt on the WTC? If you don't mind me asking? (innocently batting eyes)

5 posted on 10/29/2004 7:35:18 PM PDT by TNdandelion
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To: TNdandelion

I think this is good for the President. Even if bin Laden were trying to help Bush because he thinks Bush will help him galvanize the crazies in the Muslim world, he is making a mistake. He still "misunderestimates" the resolve of this man who has been Churchillian since 9-11.


7 posted on 10/29/2004 7:38:55 PM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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This is genius doug.
9 posted on 10/29/2004 7:59:05 PM PDT by ladyinred (John Kerry has a plan to change the national symbol of an Eagle to a Chicken)
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To: ladyinred

You are always too nice to me. :)


10 posted on 10/29/2004 8:19:21 PM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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To: doug from upland

Hi Doug - I need to come out and record some stuff with you :)... lovely lyrics...


11 posted on 10/30/2004 2:14:26 AM PDT by Danno (the Dems have poop in their pants...)
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To: Danno
I wish you could have recorded this for the election --

MIDI - JUST WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST

(Note: you really should be listening to the MIDI when singing this...it is written to track with the particular MIDI chosen)

You came to the war zone and...joined us in battle and
A swift boat's in your command
We didn't know then you were out for yourself
And all the things you had planned

You won a few medals and for that you'd settle and
There was a record...now you could boast
Then you...had turned on us...just when it would hurt us the most
You turned on us when it would hurt us the most

Then in Senate hearings with the whole world watching you
Your brothers you had defamed
We're killers of babies and criminal scum
Of us our nation's ashamed

You won a few medals and for that you'd settle and
There was a record...now you could boast
Then you...had turned on us...just when it would hurt us the most
You turned on us when it would hurt us the most

When we came back home we thought we did our duty but
People would spit in our face
We felt that those jungles in which we had fought
Had been a friendlier place

You won a few medals and for that you'd settle and
There was a record...now you could boast
Then you...had turned on us...just when it would hurt us the most
You turned on us when it would hurt us the most

Our kids are serving now...they do it proudly and
You tell us you want to lead
We'd all walk through hell to be stopping you, John
Those words you had better heed

You won a few medals and for that you'd settle and
There was a record...now you could boast
Then you...had turned on us...just when it would hurt us the most

12 posted on 10/30/2004 8:32:26 AM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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