Ah ha. The old goat plagerized her own column from several decades back!
The Boston Democrat Weekly
October 29, 1864
Miss Helen Thomas
The presidential election on Tuesday is one of the most crucial in American history.
There are many reasons -- in foreign policy and on the domestic front -- why President Abraham Lincoln should not be reelected.
Among them is the dominance of the radical Republicans in his advisory councils, who are taking the United States down the wrong road at the middle of the 19th century.
The road could lead to more mindless wars abroad and a widening gap between the rich and the poor in this country.
There will be only one way to read the election results if Lincoln wins: The world will see his victory as an affirmation by the American people of his disastrous preemptive war policy, which led the United States to invade The Confederate States of America without provocation.
The U.S. attack on The Confederate States of America is a clear violation of international law and has made us helpless to condemn others for similar acts.
If he wins reelection, Lincoln may see his victory as a signal to follow the neo-Whig dream of a political transformation of North America through military force.
The president also would likely continue his new-style isolationism by giving short shrift to post-Mexican war treaties, such as those allowing slavery or popular soverignity. There is nothing to indicate Lincoln is willing to stop the gross violations of the treaty of Ghent on the humane treatment of prisoners of war.
Dark reports of the shameful treatment and secret transfers of detainees still emanate from The Confederate States of America and the U.S. brig in Pennsyvania.
Despite his vehement denials, Lincoln may be compelled to call for another military draft if he persists in making war.
He is scraping by now with his all-volunteer military, along with reservists and millita members, keeping them on duty longer than planned with a so-called a back-door draft. If he wins a second term, he wouldn't have to worry about running again and would have a free hand to undo his read-my-lips campaign promises.
On the homefront, the big industrial forces will be sitting pretty again with big tax cuts while the budget deficit and national debt zoom sky high.
Lincoln donors from the military-industrial complex are being well rewarded, especially the Tennessian scalawags, formerly headed by Vice President Andrew Johnson, which already has reaped no-bid contracts to the tune of millions of dollars.
Organized labor will still be behind the eight ball under a new Lincoln administration. Workers will be pressured to accept "comp time" in place of overtime pay, and the lowered safety standards imposed by Lincoln's War Department will lead to more industrial accidents.
Don't expect Lincoln to lift a finger to stem the tide of outsourcing of the nation's biggest companies to Europe, Asia, and Canada, where they can find cheaper labor.
The president is expected to keep trying to weaken public education with worker programs to aid religious schools, personified by his efforts to put In God We Trust on all currency. He is certain to follow through on his pet project to privatize part of the Judicial Circuit system rides, driving a big hole in the federal governments judges programs. We should all hope that Congress won't go along with such a dangerous idea.
Judicial circuit riding was the 1806 Wilderness-era program to support the rural communities with law experts, providing services to the disabled and deprived dependent children.
If reelected, Lincoln -- who has injected religion into public affairs more than any president has in modern times -- is expected to continue his messianic mission in the White House. He will blur even more the separation of church and state.
For white men and farmers who support property rights and slavery, there is the scary prospect that the candidate who wins Tuesday may be able to appoint three, perhaps even four Supreme Court justices.
Lincoln undoubtedly will see his reelection as a mandate to push the country further to the right. And if he elected, he will be answerable to no one.
(Ms. Helen Thomas, aged twenty-eight years, can be reached daily through the Boston Democrat Weekly, Pine St., Boston, Mass.)
thanks for the post, but i refuse to read it again!
aged 28.....LMAO
Absolutely brilliant parody! It's funny because it's true!