Posted on 10/29/2004 3:08:41 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
So here we are, staring down a rather historic moment amidst the sputtering ideological orgy that is the American experiment and if you're paying any sort of attention at all you're doubtlessly drunk on election hype and saturated with Bush/Kerry platitudes and you wish a white-hot death upon every screeching TV pundit who is right now analyzing yet another insidious national poll that seems to reveal everything and nothing at the exact same time.
And Bush is out there right this very second stumping and sweating and blinking fast and defending his useless hideous little war and hurling snide little invectives and completely fabricated exaggerations at John Kerry, and Kerry is returning the favor by casually mentioning how Bush has ruined the goddamn nation and decimated our self-respect and run roughshod over our international relations all while raping the environment like no president in history and racking up a world-record deficit and mangling the language like a child on too much Ritalin.
It has been, in short, the longest and most painful episode of "American Idol" ever, wherein the two finalists have belted every cheesy American standard and regurgitated every lame disco-era stage move and hit every warbly high note and sacrificed every shred of dignity and integrity and true individuality they might've once possessed, all in the desperate hope that you are finally sufficiently numbed to where you are finally ready press the right 800 number on your AT&T wireless service and place your stupefied vote.
We are almost there. We are so very on the cusp.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
This election is more about electing the MSM than electing Kerry.
So much like Kerry.
Another liberal melt down. If Kerry wins he won't be sipping wine in 2024, wine will be available only to the elite. Along with strawberry preserves and SUV's.
So he thinks patriotism is dead? Not with at least half the population of the USofA. I hope on Nov. 3 they all have nervous breakdowns and move to France for treatment.
"We want to understand why so many people are still on Bush's side; it's a kind of mystery to us," said Peter Frey, Berlin bureau chief for ZDF television in Germany. "We are asking the American people, 'Why are you voting for Bush?' We want to understand why he has this support."....***
Also his Mother wore Army boots.
Cincinatus' Wife, you have posted some of the best photos I've ever seen of our dear President. I especially enjoy that one where he is sort of leaning over, with a big smile, sort of like he's sharing a very humorous moment with his audience.
1. Does the writer have an editor?
2. Is the editor visually impaired?
3. Does the writer breathe room air at some point in the day?
He looks fit and relaxed.
Well said! The MSM are Kerry's puppet master.
Europeans should write it off to some Americans "primitive notions of morality". We don't like liars, the truth still matters. There is such a thing as right and wrong, and national patriotism is not dead here.
Bingo!
Do we want people this hateful in power?
NO!
I guess we need to see what is on what passes for minds on the other side, but jeez! it is hard to read this swill.
I know.
He really puts a face on the opposition though.
"I am William Jefferson Lewinski" LMAO! Those were all great!
While that is the case sometimes......this particular idea is a dem "talking" point that has resonated since 2000.
They make this stuff up!
Everyone knew from the time we were little children, that dems dug people up to vote.
This little "fit" of accusations are a smokescreen!
They won't continue to get away with it, though. This election..........it's waaaay too obvious.
OMG
"to" dumb???? "resignate"????
OMG
ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That is HILARIOUS!!! Thank you sooooooooooooo much for the early morning laugh!
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