[BraveMan]

This is my latest audio accessory.
It's performance isn't all that hot,
but the carrying case is outstanding!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the carrying case is outstanding!"

I'll bet it is...seems all y'all got sweet rides. Me, well, my pickup's got a SWEET stereo system with a nice CD player that makes every little jaunt more enjoyable.

FReegards...MUD

[relent_less]

"Call Me Extreme!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Call Me The Breeze")

Call me extreme...Lib'rals hate me 'cuz I'm bold.
Yes folks, RATS call me extreme...Right is such a lonely road.
I'm lookin' fer somebody...help me carry heavy load!!
Ain't been FReepin' forever...but I'm fightin' fer FRee.
Folks, it's time fer chains and fine leather...all Dem Lib'rals are freaks!!
And Right is fightin' 'gainst Dem Leftists...George Dubyuh's fightin' fer me!!
Least that's the way it's supposed to be...

(FReakJam ensues)

Bush, this ain't no green card nation...Right's gotta enforce the Law!!
RATS, this ain't no green card nation...Folks gotta obey our laws!!
Well, Right must go win back California...
Fight Left's Power in Georgetowne...
RightWing KNOWS!!

(More FReakJammin')

Well, I'm tired of empty speeches...Guv'ment keeps right on growin'!!
Folks, Dem RINO Big Guv'ment leeches...Help us FReep!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Sure, Right loathes foes of ol' Dutch Reagan...by Reagan Revolution's strong!!
ModSquad, they call me "extreme"!! RINOs shun me 'cuz I'm bold!!
Medyuh, they call me "extreme"...RATS keep killin' Unborn Souls!!
Right's lookin' fer somebody...House shall hear US when we vote!!
Oooh...Slim's Extreme!!

Prodigal FReeper (10 March 2006)