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To: ForGod'sSake; Mudboy Slim; FBD; scholar; international american; MeekOneGOP; All
What would Thansgiving be without having to suffer through Pete The Parrot once more, huh?
So without any further adue, here ya'll go:
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A young man named Pete received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Pete tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, Pete was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
Pete shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

Pete, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Pete quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Pete's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Pete was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

408 posted on 11/24/2004 2:07:21 PM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: Landru
haha! Classic. :^D

409 posted on 11/24/2004 2:15:23 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Landru; IPWGOP
ROFLMAO..."FIRED!!"

Buh-BYE, Danny Rather Biased!!

LOL...MUD

410 posted on 11/24/2004 3:35:25 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
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To: Landru

ROLF!! Have a great thanksgiving, ol pal!!


414 posted on 11/24/2004 4:47:57 PM PST by international american (Proudly posting without reading the article since 2003.)
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