Black XXXI: "Don't Surrender!!"

The MudCave ^ | 28 October 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Still a Righteous Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")

Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!!
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!

An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!

Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee...
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep DemRATS we'll fight!!

I tell ya...
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!

(Little guitar jammin' interlude)

So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray...
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!

Seek Justice...fer Willie!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.

Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")

Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born...
Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough...
Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot...
Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!

Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$...
When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair...
Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!"
Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!

Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!!
Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!!
FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!!
'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!

Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him...
Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!!
Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!!
Term Limits are up to you...
It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!

Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!!
We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!!
Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!!
Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!

Yes ma'am...

(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)

On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!"
Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!!
Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues...
But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"

Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!!
DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!!
FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose...
But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!

Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004)

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

LOL
"Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!!"


Good job!

[Mia T]

excellent
bump

[Mudboy Slim]

Lookee what I found in EMA#11.14, Frank Zappa's "I'm the Slime"

I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed ’n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin’ out
From your tv set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That’s right, folks..
Don’t touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Pre...MUD

BTW...I really doubt I can improve upon these lyrics, but I'm gonna give it a shot.

[Mudboy Slim]

Then, directly following was EMA#11.15, Gary Moore's "Still Got The Blues"

Used to be so easy to give my heart away
But I found out the hard way
There's a price you have to pay
I found out that love was no friend of mine
I should have known time after time

So long, it was so long ago
But I've still got the blues for you

Used to be so easy to fall in love again
But I found out the hard way
It's a road that leads to pain
I found that love was more than just a game
You're playin' to win
But you lose just the same

So long, it was so long ago
But I've still got the blues for you

So many years since I've seen your face
Here in my heart, there's an empty space
Where you used to be

So long, it was so long ago
But I've still got the blues for you

Though the days come and go
There is one thing I know
I've still got the blues for you.

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank ya kindly, ma'am...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

And thank you, Ms Akitas...hope all is going well fer you. TNT, and family...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Election Eve/Eve/Eve: Thoughts on the Responsibilities of Citizenship"

"...the same party that was the source of the questionable vote counts in both Chicago and Houston/Dallas, not only not seeking to avoid such a Constitutional crisis, but scheming feverishly, days before the votes are even cast, to see to it that one occurs. Why? Because they are enemies of the Constitution, and will stop at nothing to see to it that an ultra leftist (who, by definition, harbors no allegiance to anything but a globalist utopian agenda) sits in the White House. The Constitution … and America’s sovereignty and security … be damned."

Well done, joanie...yer a great American...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yo, dudes, got myself a new toy today...a Zoom MRS-802BD 8-Track Digital Recorder with CD-R/RW...we're gonna do some recording with the Big Man laying down guitar licks, work in some drums and bass, then overlay my vocals last of all...but I'm still holdin' out hope that CM's gonna come thru with a song or two (or more).

Now I just needta figger out how to work the damned thing...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now now, Lib'rals...folks, you didn't haveta tyrannize US like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me, "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, there Lib'rals, why d'ya promote FEAR?!
RATS didn't have to tell folks why Big Guv'ment's grown...
We shouldn't have to deal with whiners...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...we'll whup HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!! < Whistle!>

BTW...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD (10/30/2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Massachusetts Dweeb!!"
(To be sung to Mountain's "Mississippi Queen")

(Mudboy on cowbell...BigMan and CM on guitar)

Massachusetts Dweeb...got Lib'rals on their knees...
Massachusetts FReeak...he taxes everything!!
Kerry committed TREASON...when he LIED 'bout Vietnam!!
John's a Hanoi Hero...he's Islamo-Fascist's dream!!
Lib'ralism's a cancer...fer Liberty we all fight!!
RightWing's a'whuppin' Dem fools...Lib'ral arses we'll kick!!
Vote 'gainst the RAT Party...'cuz world's fate is Right!!

Massachusetts Dweeb...Enemy of the FRee...
Massachusetts FReeak...Kerry lies 'bout everything!!
This Nation needs leaders...who'll take a righteous stand...
Good folks, they tell Dubyuh, "We'll do what we can!!"
John Edwards thinks he's pretty...DemRATS whimper and whine!!
Poor Left...conserv'tive dudes are fightin' fer Bush...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost its mind!!

(CM and BigMan jammin' guitars)

We gotta vote 'gainst RATboy...MUD tunes're groovin' on-line...
Poor Left, Dem festerin' fools...are gettin' butts kicked...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost their minds!!
Heeyyyy!! Taxachusetts FReeak!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

[jla]

Well, best of luck to you and the band.

Don't forget to have a look at Abner's Response to the sign thieves.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...we gotta git you over fer another FReeakJam session before too long.

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

I work every other weekend so there's a 50% chance that can happen.
I won't be able to make it on Nov 5th as I will be working that day. You all toast one up for me though in honor of W's thrashing of Kerry.

[jla]

...and I haven't budged from believing W will get 400 EC votes.

[jla]

Monday, November 1

5:30 p.m.
Victory 2004 Rally
AG Jerry Kilgore, Congressman Eric Cantor & RPV Chairman Kate Griffin
Victory 2004 HQ
7870 Villa Park Dr. Ste. 800
Richmond, VA 23228
Contact: Bill Lattanzi (804) 726-6950 or Lattanzi@rpv.org

[Mudboy Slim]

Where 'bouts that? I could be game...MUD

BTW...did you check yer FReepMail?

[Mudboy Slim]

"I haven't budged from believing W will get 400 EC votes."

Well, I'm on-record predicting a Electoral Vote landslide fer Dubyuh, but these polls do have me a bit concerned this late in the game. And the RATS are firing both barrels of cowdung, ain't they?!

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

I don't know where Villa Pk is, I'd have to do a map search.
I thought you'd be interested since Rep. Cantor will be there. I have to work that night.