Have you noticed that they have slowly improved over the years? That's because, with practice I was able to stay angry longer each year. Then I'd have to harden myself against the cheers of others.
The last couple years my swears would make grown men cringe, but it worked and the Sox would hang in longer.
This season I had the advantage of the election. I threw myself headlong into that to take my mind completely off Baseball and thank God it worked.
You all owe me!