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Woman Arrested For Stealing Signs Speaks Out (update)
First Coast News (FL) ^ | 10/26/2004 | Maria Tsataros

Posted on 10/26/2004 6:55:08 PM PDT by Mount Athos

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To: elizabetty
Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'Forgive me if I seem out of line'
Then she whipped out a gun
Tried to blow me away

(Chorus)
That That Dude Looks Like A Lady
That That Dude Looks Like A Lady
That that Dude Looks Like A Lady
That That Dude Looks Like A Lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise
101 posted on 10/26/2004 7:36:48 PM PDT by John Lenin
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To: Saltmeat
She's definitely fugly and bitter-looking. But I would have to say she is a THREE bagger:

A bag over her face...

A bag on your face in case hers came off...

And a bag at the door for anyone who might accidentally walk in on you.

102 posted on 10/26/2004 7:39:09 PM PDT by jrewingjr (imnotfrench@foreignhead911.com)
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To: JRandomFreeper
overtly indeterminate

I agree some things are better left unknown.

103 posted on 10/26/2004 7:39:57 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Another military family for Bush;)
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To: Mount Athos

104 posted on 10/26/2004 7:40:11 PM PDT by Rastus (Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
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To: Mount Athos

AHHHHH SHE'S A MAN!!!!

"Dude looks like a lady"...only in reverse.


105 posted on 10/26/2004 7:40:17 PM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: Mount Athos

My god!!! Its the SALT MONSTER!


106 posted on 10/26/2004 7:45:24 PM PDT by The Hollywood Conservative (I can't even make a tagline because I'm a GIANT IDIOT!!!)
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To: jdm

when car doors are outlawed, only outlaws will have car doors.


STAND!
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STAND!
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STAND!
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107 posted on 10/26/2004 7:46:22 PM PDT by melkor (http://www.blender.com/audio/ted_nugent.wma)
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To: shaggy eel

Bet you don't want to shag her!


108 posted on 10/26/2004 7:48:45 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: television is just wrong

It wasn't the ugly stick...she got beat by the whole da** ugly forest!!!


109 posted on 10/26/2004 7:51:43 PM PDT by trussell (Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
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To: Palladin
,,, it's a her? You win the bet.
110 posted on 10/26/2004 7:51:45 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: Palladin

,,, what sort of car would a person that ugly drive?


111 posted on 10/26/2004 7:53:42 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: shaggy eel
,,, what sort of car would a person that ugly drive?

I think you'd probably hitch her/him up to the wagon and drive her/him.

112 posted on 10/26/2004 7:55:27 PM PDT by berkeleybeej (Jump Dan, Jump!)
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To: Lunkhead_01

She kind of looks like Howard Stern, except uglier.


113 posted on 10/26/2004 7:57:20 PM PDT by Husker24
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To: atomicpossum

That face will make paint peel.

114 posted on 10/26/2004 7:58:39 PM PDT by dennisw (Gd - against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: Mount Athos

115 posted on 10/26/2004 7:58:59 PM PDT by tapatio ("Reputation is what men and women think of us. Character is what God and the angels know of us.")
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To: A Jovial Cad

Is it just me or does anyone else think these dems look like a casting call for a Fellini flick?


116 posted on 10/26/2004 8:00:00 PM PDT by get'emall (Somebody tell Mrs. Edwards that gravy's not a beverage.)
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To: tapatio

separated at birth.


117 posted on 10/26/2004 8:02:45 PM PDT by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens.)
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To: Mount Athos

118 posted on 10/26/2004 8:02:51 PM PDT by NewLand (Pajama Patriot on patrol at Free Republic since the 20th Century!)
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To: shaggy eel
A Mack Truck?


119 posted on 10/26/2004 8:03:21 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: berkeleybeej
I think you'd probably hitch her/him up to the wagon and drive her/him.

,,, yep, that's probably where it's at. Mr. Ed would smile. She'd have more chance of making it by shaving her butt and walking backwards.

120 posted on 10/26/2004 8:04:29 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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