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"There have been many cases in history when certain people staged attempts on their lives, trying to attract society's attention to themselves with various goals,"

I personally was poisoned just last week by KGB agents disguised as one of my goats. It happened while I was attempting to visit a clandestine soviet group meeting near my home.

In my last moments of consciousness I was able to rip the disguise from my attacker and saw with horror that it was indeed a KGB agent, in full soviet gear. The evil soviet agent had even pretended to like the goat treats I was offering and eaten some of them! After that I knew nothing until I awakened in the hospital.

I will be posting a full account of this experience shortly to all of FR, in order to bring to light the terrible threat to our country. These agents have inflitrated even to the extent that it has become dangerous to raise dairy goats. The menace is upon us.

Recently I caught one of my other goats wearing a soviet jacket and speaking in Russian. I know it is my duty to alert the populace. Putin has sent agents to infiltrate goat herds throughout the country.

I had something similar happen to me on many occassions. The bastards were able to slip in and put mind control agents into my liquer or beer drinks. Next thing you know, I had either memory lapses or was not totally in control. Like a spectator in my own mind I watched as they controlled my body and my mind into doing strange and embarrasing things. No doubt it was video taped and meant to stop my aspiring political career from infancy.

The next day, I knew I had been poisoned. I was neusous, had the chills, a bad taste in my mouth and a pounding head ache. All signs of KGB poisoning.

The fact I had several ruined relationships after words only proves their evil genius.