[jb6]

I had something similar happen to me on many occassions. The bastards were able to slip in and put mind control agents into my liquer or beer drinks. Next thing you know, I had either memory lapses or was not totally in control. Like a spectator in my own mind I watched as they controlled my body and my mind into doing strange and embarrasing things. No doubt it was video taped and meant to stop my aspiring political career from infancy.

The next day, I knew I had been poisoned. I was neusous, had the chills, a bad taste in my mouth and a pounding head ache. All signs of KGB poisoning.

The fact I had several ruined relationships after words only proves their evil genius.

[MarMema]

No doubt it was video taped and meant to stop my aspiring political career from infancy.

Gasp. That's right. You were planning to run against Putin in the next election.

Now it is highly probable that the 0.000002% of the population which was strongly behind you will have to look elsewhere for a candidate to buck Putin with.

And you will have to seek asylum, no doubt, in either the UK or here, both countries where there is never a hint of political intrigue or conspiracy.