the fourth and decisive debate

reason ^ | 10 24 04 | Henry Payne

[freepatriot32]

if they did choose this format i can just bet a lot more viewers would tune in to the "debates" :-)

[John O]

a Texas cowboy against a back east sissypants? That I'd love to see.

I'd wager that President Bush would get off three shots before kerry would make up his mind where to shoot. (Not that W would need three shots mind you. I think he'd just like to pad his style scores for plinking off some buttons before the body hits the ground)

[RockinRight]

A Massachusetts limosine liberal wouldn't stand a chance in that kind of debate against Bush.

[arkady_renko]

Kerry would take one step and shoot Bush in the back, just like he did to the Vietnam Vets.

A_R

[Ancesthntr]

I don't know about that one...Kerry would make an awfully small target, crawling on his belly with a double-barreled shotgun.

Oh, what am I worried about - the Elmer Fudd hat would give away his position, and then Bush'd get him with his easily concealed, short-barreled, .50 caliber assault rifle that fires armor-piercing dum-dum rounds which can shoot down the Battlestar Galactica from 3 parsecs away.

Let's get it on!