Wrongo, but nice try. Your childish attempt at the old "I know you are, but what am I" routine is better suited for the school yard, where you maxxed out your intellectual growth.
Wow...it took you all those hours to come up with that. Very good. The only problem with your premise is the original subject of this thread...the LP's boring, bitter and predictable ads. That's okay, I understand your angst.