[cicero's_son]

I'd personally like to sign up for vote suppression duty. Where do I report?

[festus]

Just tell all your democratic friends that there was a mixup on the ballots and the checkbox for Kerry was accidentially labeled Bush. The only way to vote for Kerry will be to mark one down for Bush.

Don't laugh if they are dumb enough to buy Kerry's lines they just might believe something as off the wall as that too.

NOTE: The preceding is for amusement porposes only. Voter Fraud is against the law and should be left up to properly trained Democrats.

[ottothedog]

Don't even joke about that. Some DU'er will email your post to the MSM, and we will have a raft of "Republican insiders are plotting to suppress the vote" stories....

[Sooth2222]

Good! My guess was Bush 51.7% Kerry 47.1%. We must both think alike.

(And I like Haliburton, too!)

[Graybeard58]

I'd personally like to sign up for vote suppression duty. Where do I report?

You don't get a "plum" job like that just for the asking.

First you have to be a card carrying member of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

[dougherty]

I'd personally like to sign up for vote suppression duty. Where do I report?

I'll send you the secret code in private. We have to get busy soon, there's a lot of votes to suppress and voters to intimidate!

[Antoninus]

I'd personally like to sign up for vote suppression duty. Where do I report?

The corner of 5th and Spring Garden Street in Philadelphia. Bring a flak-jacket and 20 of your closest, biggest friends.