Hello?
If I ran the AP (besides the fact that it would have a whole new lineup) I would assign a bright young pup to monitor Free Republic and greatly accelerate the spread of news.
Where have these pinheads been?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1254519/posts
the headline of the article for the linked thread is great comic writing...
the Syrians must watch old Masterpiece Theater series (see post 22 on the linked thread)