Bush says bin Laden likely dead; A stunned John Kerry replies: "Oh, f***. Really?"
By Anne D. Kaufmann
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
Citing newly declassified intelligence documents, President Bush told reporters today that al-Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden is "very likely dead," and that Senator John Kerry "needs to stop his yammering about our so-called failure in Tora Bora, because such talk demoralizes the troops and, quite frankly, makes the Senator look like he's got that big head of his stuffed squarely up his pooper."
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Not related to KLA. Anyone ever see any film of Kerry meeting with the communist's during Vietnam?
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You printed only the first few sentences of an article that was purely a joke. Look at the disclaimer at the bottom.
•protein wisdom contributed to this report while watching football and sniffing model plane glue. Not a word of it is true. Which means CBS is free to run with it should they so choose
This is from a political satire site.