[VOA]

Maybe we'll get lucky, and one of those apes will try a pie attack on G. Gordon Liddy
or a like-minded conservative.

It will be interesting if such an event were caught on tape.
Then the nation would get to see what a couple of sharped #2 pencils can do.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yup. Probably why it will never happen - for the same reason that PETA freaks throw paint on old women in fur coats and not Hell's Angels in leather jackets.