Ann Coulter's Pie Assailants (Names, Photos of Ineffectual Girly-Man 'Rat Cowards)

The Smoking Gun ^ | 10/22/04 | The Smoking Gun

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack

OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)

[Conservababe]

On a woman as small boned as Ann, a pie hitting the face could be very serious medically. As in injuries to the spine. I hope they don't just slap the wrists of these swine.

[DakotaGator]

They should be sentenced to three days in the stocks where the public would be encouraged to throw rotten fruit, vegetables, and eggs at them. No breaks for the restroom. They'll just have to hold it or soil themselves.

Require them to clean up the whole mess after the three days are done (before they're allowed to use a restroom.

Hose them down. Clean them up (including shaved heads).

Then a public apology to Ann, in person.

Require them to scrub Ann's garbage cans with toothbrushes.

5000 hours of public service at Republican events.

And 5 years of probation.

(Just for starters)

[ValerieUSA]

I guess we can be thankful for small favors: pie-throwing is the campus trend now, not streaking.
I can imagine war protestor Kerry's mug next to these two.

[finnman69]

Why are they wearing KKK robes?

[Burlem]

Won't they make their moms proud, .........EGAD!

[savedbygrace]

Ah, a color draping, showing they'll look equally bad in prison white as any other color. If this had happened in Phoenix, they'd be draped in pink, too. (That's a Sheriff Arpaio joke.)

[IDontLikeToPayTaxes]

If they are convicted of a felony, they'll have to put it on every job application for the rest of their lives.

I think they'll even have to put on job applications that they've been arrested, too. Morons.

[finnman69]

here they are in their full outfits

[DanTheAdmin]

It baffles me, they've been charged with a felony and they are extended a courtesy?? WTF is right! Maybe the cops are libs and see Bevis and Butthead there as heros?!?!?!

[counterpunch]

guess we can be thankful for small favors: pie-throwing is the campus trend now, not streaking.

Well, they've got these guys covered up in bedsheets in the mugshots, so maybe they were doing both...

[savedbygrace]

the sheet makes them look like they've been sentenced to a haircut.

LOL

[WestTexasWend]

"...photographed while in their highchairs."

LOL! Talk about your bad shots...mug & pie!

[Graymatter]

Which one's Uday?

[lt.america]

It's all fun and games until you have a felony charge following you around for the rest of your life(though I am sure that it will be reduced).

[smith288]

Is that Flea from the Red Hot Chili peppers??

[texasmountainman]

What wimps they are, picking on a girl. My marine son would take care of both these guys with one hand tied behind his back.

These two probably worship Michael Moore.

[hosepipe]

Beebers and butthead..

[nascarnation]

too bad it ain't Phoenix
I'm sure Sheriff Joe would shape 'em up

[rod1]

So U of A had property damage inflicted by the students. When these losers get that next bursar's bill, it is going to hurt.

Glad Al Franken was not anywhere around Tucson, he loves to attack conservatives and shove them to the ground.

[Truthbringer]

The saddest part? Only one of them even managed to hit her.