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Ann Coulter's Pie Assailants (Names, Photos of Ineffectual Girly-Man 'Rat Cowards)
The Smoking Gun ^ | 10/22/04 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 10/22/2004 10:50:19 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack

OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Arizona
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; girliemen; liberallosers; newprisonboytoys; ratcowards; youregay
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

John Cusack and Woody Harrelson star in

More Dumber and Dumbest: A Love Story


81 posted on 10/22/2004 11:03:57 AM PDT by Sloth ("Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter, without Baxter's quiet dignity." -- Ann Coulter)
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To: Fallstaff

No, they would never make it as klansmen. They are what they are communistic liberal anarchists on the low low. The two will be jailed for maybe 1year 1 day,in the meantime they will serve as fluff boys to keep the inmate morale up. Ha Ha.


82 posted on 10/22/2004 11:04:07 AM PDT by No Surrender No Retreat
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

If these two Smucks want to fight then we ought to send them to Iraq. If they ever had to go they'd probably p*ss their girly panties?


83 posted on 10/22/2004 11:04:38 AM PDT by zbogwan2 (Clinton's and Field's noses look pretty similar?)
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To: AndrewC

BWAHAHAHA!!!

BINGO!


84 posted on 10/22/2004 11:05:21 AM PDT by DanTheAdmin (Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15. (RWR))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

both 24

Sixth year freshmen.

85 posted on 10/22/2004 11:05:45 AM PDT by fso301
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Aren't the moron "anybody-but-Bush" whackjobs cute?
Pervert Neanderthals!
86 posted on 10/22/2004 11:06:17 AM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
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To: Fallstaff

They look like Dope heads to me who listen to Dave Metthews!


87 posted on 10/22/2004 11:06:34 AM PDT by JFC ( President Bush, You are being prayed for along with our country daily, by millions of us.)
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To: Fallstaff

Repeated from another post. I think they look like Eric Burdon from the Animals and "Jaws" from the Bond flick.


88 posted on 10/22/2004 11:06:49 AM PDT by 101st-Eagle
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To: COBOL2Java

The arizona police have conveniently wrapped the perps up in a sheet to prepare them for the pies they are about to receive... expulsion, prison time and some new roomates.


89 posted on 10/22/2004 11:07:02 AM PDT by orangelobster
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To: Just another Joe

Read the post - it's explained there…


90 posted on 10/22/2004 11:07:29 AM PDT by DanTheAdmin (Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15. (RWR))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Good gracious, what a couple of stupid-looking, ugly jerks! Yowza.


91 posted on 10/22/2004 11:07:31 AM PDT by Nea Wood (I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Apprentice union thugs? Or gay marriage proponents?
92 posted on 10/22/2004 11:08:02 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The really sad part is that their parents are probably actually proud of their little liberal puke punk sons!


93 posted on 10/22/2004 11:08:15 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Such sweet young lads and they look so intelligent, too. Poster boys for what is wrong with university education in America today.


94 posted on 10/22/2004 11:08:36 AM PDT by An American In Dairyland (Have you forgotten?)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Ooops! I'm sorry. I didn't know that your not supposed to post phone numbers and SSN's. I'll try to control myself in the future. Regards, Anton!


95 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:27 AM PDT by anton
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Are they asking for volunteers to go help clean the cream pies off of Anne?
Cause I can be on a plane in an hour!
96 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:34 AM PDT by wagglebee (Benedict Arnold was for American independence before he was against it.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

97 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:40 AM PDT by petercooper (Everything I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9-11-01.)
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To: DanTheAdmin
WTF? Thanks, I didn't read far enough.

Why on earth would they extend them a courtesy such as that? Stupid is as stupid does I guess.

98 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:57 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: kingattax
They were dreaming of being the center of admiration at the next frat house party, where they could regale the crowd with their " just two wild and crazy guy's" routine.
Unfortunately, after they get out of the jail and get fined for over $3,000. in property damage and probably get expelled from the University for having a criminal assault record, the story will have lost it's comic edge.
99 posted on 10/22/2004 11:10:15 AM PDT by finnigan2
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To: counterpunch

What's with the garb?

Almost looks like straightjackets.


100 posted on 10/22/2004 11:10:16 AM PDT by roadrunner96
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