Kerry Throws Support Brhind Beslan Terrorists

Vanity | 09/06/04 | ?

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KERRY THROWS SUPPORT BEHIND BESLAN TERRORISTS

Sept,6,04

At a campaign stop in W. Virginia today presidential candidate John Kerry announced yet another revision to his stated position on the war on terror. Kerry has tried to maneuver his positions on the war to catch the most favorable political breezes but today staked out a unique position in his bid for the white house. During A speech made before A friendly crowd of union workers Kerry announced that this was the " Wrong War, Wrong Place, Wrong Time", thus throwing his support behind terrorists such as those who murdered 335 women and children in Breslan, Russia on Friday. According to campaign officials the Candidate, in response to weekend polls, believed that his position on the war had not been made clear. Today's statement was designed to set in concrete, in the publics mind, his belief we should let the streets run with blood so long as it doesn't interfere with the implementation of various social programs. Saddam Hussain, ex leader of Iraq, has made it clear that he is ready to accept America's surrender upon Kerry's election although he has not made it clear if he will pursue U.S. soldiers as war criminals. Those in the know speculate that he plans A mass execution of 5000 Kurds to celebrate the event. Although asked for his opinion on the new Kerry position Osama Bin Laden, the famed terrorist leader, failed to respond claiming the pigeon carrying his response was shot down by a group of sportsman at the Pashtar country club in Pakistan. Volunteers are being sought among the Alqeada pigeon community in an effort to get out another response. Asked to comment on their opponents new position on the war, Bush campaign officials refused, saying "why bother, he'll just change his mind again next week".

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