[FredZarguna]

If he wins the White House, John F. Kerry will immediately confront a difficult, divisive and deeply personal decision: which close friend will he have to stiff for secretary of state?

If he wins the PowerBall Lottery, Frederick J. Zarguna will immediately confront a difficult, divisive and deeply personal decision: BMW, Lexus, or Mercedes?

Hey, if they Washington Post can indulge their fantasies on the front page, why can't I?

[Steve_Stifler]

There is no way a Republican Senate would confirm Gorelick to the Attorney General position. She's up to her eyeballs in the scam accounting that was going on at Fannie Mae that allowed executives to collect million dollar bonuses.