Press Pool Report on Kerry "Hunt"

Drudge Report ^ | 10-21-04

[Miss Marple]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[UglyinLA]

"They told the stories at times they had personally shot, wrung necks, cut off heads..."

Simply hilarious.

[Howlin]

I am STILL laughing at #46!!!!

Everybody, please read this thread -- especially #46!!!

[mlocher]

and kerry was overheard to say, "sort of reminds me of my youth when i was in vietnam...."

[OH Swing Voter]

Freepers--I have sent the picture and article to PETA along with a note claiming that I am appalled that they have given sKerry a 100% rating when he likes to go out and kill cute fuzzy little critters!!!

Absolutely appalling---PETA--needs to get on his @$$ now!!!

If any other freepers want to join me in alerting PETA, I would appreciate the company.

I love it that he had to go out and purchase a camouflage outfit--guess he must do this a lot!

OK--I have a new nickname for sKerry which I will try to call him from now until the election--NIMROD. In the bible NIMROD was a mighty hunter.

OSV
(a lifelong meat eater and NRA member--outraged by sKerry pretending to be a mighty hunter)

[Dems_R_Losers]

"It's 10:53. We're loaded up for airport but haven't left yet. A note from photogs. Lots of blood on Kerry's left hand. Pooler suggested it was from fetching downed bird and possibly wringing its neck if it were still kicking, flipping and flopping, perhaps flip-flopping. Photog saw Mr. Kerry shaking his entire hand way up field as if he'd injured hand. When he walked by, he'd tucked his hand up into his sleeve so it couldn't be seen. Suppose we'll have to wait for after-action report, but as we all know, Purple Heart citations can be vague."

ROFLMAO!!!!

[WOSG]

LOL

Is that hat for real???!?! Or is this photoshopped?

He looks like Elmer Fudd! LOL!

[Lovergirl]

OMG, that is hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

[dannyboy72]

Three things relating to the photo you have posted...

1. He's holding his hand as if his arm or shoulder or hand suffered some type of injury..

2. Who goes hunting in a corn field with CAMO on and a pair of Khaki pants. Those pants were probably worth more than the gun he's carrying

3. Is the guy in the background smoking a cigarette. Most hunters I know smoke a whole lot on the way out of the hunting ground because they can't smoke while in the blind. But a smoker with Kerry...the outrage

4. (sorry I added one)He's not carrying a bird because (a) it would soil the $400 khakis, (b) would get him in trouble with PETA, and (c) when it turns out that he didn't hit any birds, he will not have to explain the photo.

Result....if you are a hunter, the last thing you want to do is have a huge group of people anywhere near you...he may be a hunter, but it's more likely on the back of a horse with a fox being the prey...bag a deer or a bear and let's see you get a little bloody.

[WOSG]

LOL!

[glory2]

I cannot believe he used the term that he was 'too lazy' to carry his own bird out and with gun in hand said he couldn't 'focus' today because he was 'too GIDDY' about the baseball game...

But, for me the worst is the act. What I am really offended by is his killing of this animal without any use of the animal's meat. To read how the remaining flock flew over crying reminds me I have heard Canadian geese mate for life...

My only hope is that the dead goose's mate meet a filthy rich widow goose and can live happily everafter....

[Calamari]

OOOW! my ears hurt!

[Liberty Valance]

and somehow this got left out:
...and in the quaint farmhouse at the end of the corn rows TahRayZuh Heinz-Kerry and the farmers wife were baking cookies and scrubbing the floors in anticipation of their brave hunter's return.

[Verginius Rufus]

This was in Ohio. Maybe the dog was named for Woody Hayes.

[TX Bluebonnet]

Thanks for the ping. I had read the article earlier, but the comments here are priceless! Freepers are so funny!

[ohioWfan]

Just for the record..........there IS no 'downtown Boardman.' It's just suburban sprawl and shopping malls.

Now.......back to reading the article......

I can't wait to read about this hunting experience!

[Sender]

And later Kerry will drive himself...to the grocery store, to see how much a gallon of milk costs! That's a handy thing to know when you're stumping in a dairy state too. Then, it's a drive-in fast food photo-op, not really to eat of course, let's be serious here...oh, he already did that photo-op at Wendy's. How about a stroll through a Wal-Mart to buy a giant bag of Ol'Roy dog food for the Labrador retreiver a staff member just brought from the local shelter? Maybe some more huntin' stuff too, like a gun cleaning kit? Or maybe some car wax for his servants to put on Theresa's SUV? That's our common man, John F'n!

[2nd amendment mama]

My Chesapeake Bay Retriever is named Soda and her mother was named Sassafras (Sassy). Let me tell you.....it doesn't matter what their names are...actions speak louder than words and these chessies are/were some of the finest waterfowl/upland bird dogs that you could ever have the pleasure of hunting with.

[ohioWfan]

Is that photoshopped???

PLEASE tell me he didn't actually wear that hat! ROFLOL!

[ohioWfan]

Suburb of Youngstown.