Press Pool Report on Kerry "Hunt"

Drudge Report ^ | 10-21-04

[LittleSpotBlog]

Kerry is so bad at lying...note how he doesn't answer "yes" to the question "Did you shoot any geese?" He just gives a vague "thumbs up"! I guess this, and the fact he didn't carry a goose carcas, appeases the PETA crowd. A very entertaining--and telling--little article.

[RexBeach]

Tomorrow, Senator Kerry will actually change the oil in an SUV. After that, he's going to shave himself in a broken mirror; then he's going to spit; then he's gonna polish some of his own shoes(gasp!); then he's gonna mow someone's lawn. You know, the list of this man's commonality with everyday Americans is simply staggering. Ain't it?

What a guy!

Viva Bush!

[mountaineer]

Pathetic (and Rep. Ted Strickland is an idiot).

[ntnychik]

Real men aren't "giddy."
Hilarious article!

[princess leah]

We used to have a black labrador/german shepherd dog named "Caesar"! What kind of a name is "Woody" for a bird dog anyway? Girly-man name, that's what!

[Ancesthntr]

“I’m still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus.”

1. He can't focus because he's giddy over a freaking GAME, and he wants to be President!?

2. He can't focus because he's giddy over a freaking GAME, and he goes out with a loaded gun!? Great judgment, don't you think?

3. What kind of a man describes himself as "giddy," anyway?

[N. Theknow]

A Report on "Kerry Hunt?"

Certainly don't want to mix that up.

[evets]

[js1138]

Someone should get the goose hunt video from "Winged Migration" and put it on the internet. A ten second clip, followed by Kerry retunung from the hunt, would do.

It would give the average democrat heart failure.

[LittleSpotBlog]

Even with the girly name, I'm suspicious that the dog could be a Democrat (I know it was a joke, but still...). We all know that dogs and the people they own are Republicans!

[billorites]

[Ancesthntr]

Lots of blood on Kerry's left hand. Pooler suggested it was from fetching downed bird and possibly wringing its neck if it were still kicking, flipping and flopping, perhaps flip-flopping.

Lots of blood on Kerry's left hand. Ancesthntr suggests it was from ricochet of steel shot carelessly aimed at nearby rocks, and that Kerry will soon write self up for a Purple Heart. Will claim to throw said Purple Heart over White House fence before claiming to have decided against it and, instead, will throw Mama T over the fence.

[cj2a]

[TexasCajun]

What was Bob Bellino, board member of local Ducks Unlimited, doing with Kerry?

Time to let D.U. know we don't like board members supporting John Kerry!

BTW - I voted for a bunch of "R-ahs" today!

[OSHA]

.....grand photo op of Mr. Kerry walking out of the woods with a duck, or possibly without a duck, or possibly one that one of his staffers shot .....

I had to do a double take on this one before I read it right.

[afnamvet]

I was so hoping that an enraged goose would have bit him on the butt right next to the embedded rice wound from the war.

[Primetimedonna]

Please tell me there are no hunters out there who will really be impressed with this charade!?!?!

[OSHA]

LOL Where did he get the Elmer Fudd hat?

[listenhillary]

LOL Where did he get the Elmer Fudd hat?

My thoughts exactly.

[Graymatter]

Hey, you forgot---he's going to urinate from a standing position! :)