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KERRY GOES HUNTING FOR CONSERVATIVE VOTES (SHHHHHHH! BE VEWY VEWY QUIET!)
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| 10/21/04
Posted on 10/21/2004 7:04:43 AM PDT by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone
There he is, crawling through the corn stubble on his belly to stalk the mighty goose.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:06:27 AM PDT
by
T'wit
(Liberals believe every issue has two sides: theirs and the truth that must be silenced by lawsuits.)
To: areafiftyone
Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot. "I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus."
You have got to be kidding me. He really said this? Oy!
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:07:24 AM PDT
by
eyespysomething
(Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.)
To: T'wit
i heard that OH looks like it is going for Kerry what the heck is up with that!!!
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:07:24 AM PDT
by
DM1
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:07:27 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: areafiftyone
Rats, we're not going to get any pictures of Kerry shooting the goose before he doesn't shoot the goose.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:07:36 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Proud member of the pajamahadeen)
To: areafiftyone
They must think John F'n's hunting image is super important or they wouldn't be doing this yet AGAIN in the last days of the campaign. Time is precious and he's spending a whole day giving a speech to geese.
I don't think the NRA will let him get away with it.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:08:07 AM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: areafiftyone
"I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus." Yoohoo! Senator Pansy! Guys who love baseball and duck hunting don't tend to get "giddy" about stuff.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:08:14 AM PDT
by
prion
(Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
To: areafiftyone
That phony bass turd could not find his butt with both hands, much less a goose.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:08:32 AM PDT
by
Piquaboy
(John F-ng Kerry was a traitor to his fellow soldiers.)
To: areafiftyone
Kerry is a loser.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:08:57 AM PDT
by
dubie
To: eyespysomething
The man is a Class One Sitzpinkler.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:09:22 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: Cicero
Dukakis in a tank moment. Photos please!
To: areafiftyone
Now I gotchya ya wittle old wabbit.
I told you I'd get ya didn't I. Fell for
my twap, didn't ya Mr. wabbit. He he he
he he. Too smart for ya wasn't I. I finally
caught ya, didn't I...uh oh.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:09:40 AM PDT
by
angkor
To: areafiftyone
Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Wepubwicans...
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:09:42 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Bush's rallies look like World Series games. Kerry's rallies look like Little League games.)
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:09:44 AM PDT
by
Rodm
(Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before kings)
To: areafiftyone
watching his beloved Red Sox...Including his favorite player, Manny Ortiz.
To: Bahbah
Hunting expedition already over!
To: DM1
Ohio will be close, but it will go for Bush-I hope.
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:10:31 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Bush's rallies look like World Series games. Kerry's rallies look like Little League games.)
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:10:37 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(We've turned the corner and we're not smokin crack.)
What did that poor goose ever do to him?
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posted on
10/21/2004 7:11:02 AM PDT
by
vollmond
(Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.)
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