Well actually I was running with a six pack of Shlitz Malt Liquor.
Posted on 10/20/2004 7:29:54 PM PDT by Land_of_Lincoln_John
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Kerry's biography also claims that he ran with the bulls in Pamplona.
(Excerpt) Read more at westword.com ...
Anyway with John Fabrication Kerry we have this tall tales: Medals/ribbons and Dewey Canyon, his "Irish" ancestry, "war wounds," his Boston Marathon "run," his mother's last words to him: "Integrity, integrity, integrity," the "family" SUV, misnaming his Red Sox heroes, and his encounter with the largest deer (16 points) on the North American continent.
Or maybe he IS the "Tourist Guy".
Maybe it wasn't actually Pamplona, but Segovia.
Or, wait, maybe it wasn't bulls but goats.
It was seared into my memory, but things are starting to get a bit hazy. My secretary will get back to you with the exact details.
More accurately, Kerry is currently running with the bull___
Well actually I was running with a six pack of Shlitz Malt Liquor.
He was gored 3 times and came home early.
Someone really should PHOTOSHOP sKerry's face to the "Tourist Guy" and have him pop up around here....lol....laughing at my own ideas.....bad.....lol
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