[AndyTheBear]

Will Michael Jordan, Benjamin Franklin and Brittany Spears be asked to provide ID?

Hey no cracking wise about the Rat's Crack-er-Jack (or Crack-for-Jack) GOTV drive. You don't see Republican counties with over 100 percent registration. Its all ligit, move along, nothing to see.

[CWOJackson]

I think you're all over reacting. If you paid attention to something besides political news you would know that they just unearthed some ancient graves in China and a whole Viking village in Ireland.

It's obvious that those people are all Ohio residents who have applied for absentee ballots and that there is no conspiracy going on.