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To: Armedanddangerous

"Sir, these lights are blinking out of sequence."

"Well, make them blink in sequence."


67 posted on 10/20/2004 8:27:02 AM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: dfwgator

Elaine: Would you like something to read?"

Passenger: "Do you have anything light?"

Elaine: "How about this leaflet; Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"


Operator: "Excuse me. This is the operator Captain Oveur. I have an emergency call for you on line five from a Mr. Hamm."

Captain Oveur: "All right. Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo."


70 posted on 10/20/2004 8:28:58 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Need some wood?)
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