[Armedanddangerous]

Elaine: Would you like something to read?"

Passenger: "Do you have anything light?"

Elaine: "How about this leaflet; Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"


Operator: "Excuse me. This is the operator Captain Oveur. I have an emergency call for you on line five from a Mr. Hamm."

Captain Oveur: "All right. Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo."

[Chemist_Geek]

Another bad thing about watching "Airplane!" and then trying to learn how to fly is talking to the tower on the radio...

Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.

Clarence : Roger!

Roger : Huh?

Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.

Clarence : Roger!

Roger : Huh?

Re-quest Vector, over!

Clarence : What?

Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.

Roger : We have clearance Clarence.

Clarence : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?

Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!

Clarence : That's Clarence Oever! Over.

Tower : Roger.

Roger : Huh?

Tower : Roger, over.

Roger: Huh?

Clarence : Huh?

"Pontiac Tower, stand by. Bwahahahaaha! Pontiac Tower, Cessna Zero One Zulu, let's try this again..."