Posted on 10/18/2004 6:56:12 PM PDT by kcvl
I thought at first it was a joke. I couldn't believe a GROWN MAN was that stupid and vain, especially one running for Vice-President of the United States.
Oh, that is too funny! Can we say "VAIN"?
When a person is overly concerned with their appearance, it always makes me think that their beauty is all they have going for them.
He's a FAGGOT?
His wife, a beard?
What in the world is wrong with this primping fool??
HE'S SO VAIN I BET YOU THINK THIS STORY'S ABOUT YOU , REFUSING TO AGE GRACEFULLY, FACE-LIFTS, HAIRPIECES, MAKEUP--AND SOME THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
And that's just Kerry
You gotta see this
Wow...how can we get this out??? Forward the link to as many people as possible.
What is great is that it goes on and on and on...what a priss!
The president wannabe is crazy as he!! and his running mate is OCD.
MARIA:
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
GIRLS
What mirror where?
MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
GIRLS
Such a pretty me!
ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
ROFLOL!
Hee...
Heir Kerr and the Breck Butt Boy.........Superlosers for Super Tuesday !
girly man alert!!
You actually made me laugh out loud with that image!!
Pretty Boy
If George Bush would properly groom himself like John Edwards, 9/11 would never have happened.
< /breitweiser >
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