Caption Kerry (the Nut)

Reuters ^ | 10/16/04

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry holds up a buckeye during a town hall meeting in Xenia, Ohio October 16, 2004 as part of a daylong campaign trip through Ohio. Kerry called it his good luck buckeye and promised to put it on his desk in the White House should he be elected president. (REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"Promised to put it on his desk in the White House." Let's see, other presidents choose busts of Abraham Lincoln or slogans like "The Buck Stops Here." Kerry chooses a nut! Gag me.

[frog_jerk_2004]

He should tell the people in Michigan that he proposes to do this!

[DSBull]

If elected, Teresa will allow doctors to reattach my nut that she had removed.

[Joe 6-pack]

"My wife promised to give back my other one if I win!"

[finnman69]

How long is going to wear the yellow bracelet that was Made In China?

[Fudd]

The junior senator from Massataxes just pandering to hte crowd. At least he got the state right this time.

[frog_jerk_2004]

Until he and Edwards are elected and cure cancer on Inauguration Day! - sarcasm

[small voice in the wilderness]

Until Lance Armstrong is freed or accounted for.

[jdm]

His nails look really pretty in that photo.

[frog_jerk_2004]

KERRY: Just check out my FABULOUS manicure!

[tractorman]

"The buckeye stops here!"

[cccellar]

I'm confused. What is that yellow bracelet about?
Robin

[Question Liberal Authority]

Will he also take off that yellow thing on his wrist?

[smonk]

---Kerry called it his good luck buckeye and promised to put it on his desk in the White House should he be elected president. ---

this may not be his most shameless pandering of the entire campaign (which really would be saying something) but it's got to be in the top 5 or 10.

[Fiddlstix]

I wonder if Ter-ray-zah will want to soak it in gin?

[Serb5150]

"And now, if we can dim the lights please... Look, it's a pterodactyl! CAW, CAW!"

[finnman69]

Kerry fancies himself to be Lance Armstrong

http://www.nike.com/wearyellow/index_f.html

[Question Liberal Authority]

What is that yellow bracelet about?

It means he has tried and enjoyed many different sexual positions with a Vice Presidential Contender.

[Polyxene]

As an Ohioan, it makes me sick to see those sKerry fingers caressing one of our buckeyes! We should send Brutus Buckeye (the OSU mascot) to kick his butt!

[rintense]

Did he also sy how proud he was that the Michigan Buckeyes won this weekend?