Kim Jong Il: "Ohh good! Dat so damn good! De Dallas Morning News endorse John Kerrry! Dats good Freepers! Gooood! Because I rike Kerry! So much I want him to come live with me! He can windsurf in my shark tank! Dis news from de Dallas Morning News is so good it make me want to sing:
** SINGING **
After erection John Kerry will be ronrey! Oh, so ronrey.
John Kerry will be ronrey rike me.
All he will have iz Teresa. And Teresa, is crazy as hell! Someting even a runatic like me can see!!!!
All Kerry real be able to do is is see his face farrrr!! Right down to de ground with no Botox at all!
And he will be ronrey! Oh so ronrey!
He rill have nothing to do but windsurf like a crown. And cuss de Secret Service when he faw down!!
And he will be ronrey! So ronrey!
Poor Kerry! Poor Kerry! He should not have tawked about resbians!! It was stoopid! Soo stoopid! And now he rooks rike a crown!!
So, soon, Kerry will be ronrey! Awe so ronrey! Liiiiikkkkkeeeeee meeeeeee!!!!!!!