Your Potential Future VP....starring in an 'I feel pretty' ditty

Internet ^ | October 16, 2004

[TomGuy]

This is a little presentation of the potential future VP in a special 'I feel pretty' ditty

[TomGuy]

This presentation is a 4.7 meg file in AVI format (playable on RealPlayer and MSPlayer).

Johnny Edwards in I Feel Pretty

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[smith288]

Was that his compact or did he borrow it from his boyfriend, John Kerry?

[bluefish]

That's hilarious. Too bad the Pubbies can't just buy air time and run it with "John Kerry's Vice Presidential Running Mate" written at the bottom.

[quantim]

I thought the fat butt was the wife until it was evident it was a makeup artist.

[conservativepoet]

It took that long and I still didn't see any improvement.

[Boiler Plate]

What in the world?

[mowowie]

No wonder why this clown is always late for his rally's. What A fairy!

[Spyder]

I presume this is from the Capitol Steps? My daughter went to see them at Cal Poly SLO a couple of weeks ago and they did this one. She said it was hilarious.

[mowowie]

Yea i'm sure Edwards has the terrorists shaking in there boots.

[mowowie]

Boots...I meant sandals.

[uncleshag]

The words here for Kerry-okie sing-along

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And en-tranc-ing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me

I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!

[mylife]

Good Lord is that guy vain. L0L

[Stentor]

Can't Stop Laughing.

[Mo1]

LOL Ping

[mrflashrifle]

Oh the grandeur of this film!!!! Never before has such an epic film helped us understand the condition of man. I was moved. I was touched in a way that most films don't.

I feel this most intimate view of this brave man helps us understand his greatness. His boldness of character. His resolute spirit.

In the end . . . I am touched.

yanken yer chain -- mrflashrifle

[Serb5150]

Bwahahahhaha.... Oh good Lord, I've seen brides take less time to get ready than this fruit loop.

J - you have GOT to check this out.

[Serb5150]

Forgot to add your name...

[Republican Red]

This is on the Capital Steps newest "Papas got a Brand New Baghdad".

This is from the "Democrat Hit Parade" spoofing the democratic debates. The funniest section is "The Lieberman" sung to "The Candy Man"

Check out the Capital Steps website. I've been a fan since their parody of Clinton singing "UnZippin My Doh Dah"

http://www.capsteps.com/

[Spyder]

This is on the Capital Steps newest "Papas got a Brand New Baghdad".

Our daughter picked up the two newest ones for us at the concert. We have all their stuff going back to 1989 and "Georgie on My Mind." Hard to name a favorite but it would probably be between "Sneaking Flowers through the wall - we state troopers saw it all..." or "Euro-Pest" (on Euro Disney).

[Boiler Plate]

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