haha!For some reason my memory went WAAAAY back to an old (1980's) SNL skit about the guy that goes in to the barber shop to get a haircut and, after taking his seat in the barber chair declares to the barber (rolling his 'R'):
"I have hairpiece"
Recall that one ??
When he said 'hairpiece', it sounded like 'herpes' (rolling the 'R')
I didn't watch SNL very much. I'd work on people's cars after work and all I wanted was something to eat and bed. Then the daughter came along in 85, and if you have kids, you know how that affects the TV watching.